Howie, We May Want You
Howie, We May Want You The Department of Homeland Security is advertising for ICE agents (see specifications below). I could even apply because the program doesn’t have age limits, and I’d probably get enhanced or special consideration as a veteran. The question is whether or not most people want an old masked guy carrying around an assault rifle and/or a battering ram. Slip and falls are not a joke for some, so the scenario is…